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Humor

Let’s face it. Weddings can get ridiculous. Bridesmaiding is all about sharing a good laugh. From true stories to straight up fiction – you may find these posts funny. We do.

Unlikely Bridesmaid Series. Original Photo by Evangeline Lane.

Unlikely Bridesmaid (A Series): Part Four – Ordering A Bridesmaid Dress

We all ordered the bridesmaid dresses from the same place at the same time, which is apparently a thing bridesmaids are supposed to do so that they’re all the exact same color or something? I guess colors are hard for dress companies? Anyway, this meant that I needed to interact with another “black-pantsuit-wearing lady” at another bridal store, this time one in South Carolina named Tammy.

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Destination: Wedding

“It’s happening in a what? In a yert? What the hell is a yert?” If you have yet to be invited to a destination wedding in which the process of attending is such an arduous journey that it may be mistaken for some bourgeois NOLS trip, you will. Until then you just have to imagine the guilt-ridden mindfuck that is trying to calculate the pro’s and con’s of attending such a wedding. If in your heart of hearts you try to be a good person, but this situation can be a one-way ticket to Crazytown.

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BridesManning Up: Tales Of A Male Bridesmaid

I have been to the other side and I have returned a different man. They say you don’t really understand a man until you’ve walked a mile in his shoes. Now, imagine that those shoes are heels. Groomsmen have it relatively easy. As long as The Best Man gets the groom drunk at the bachelor party and to the alter with all his hair in the right places, he’s served his purpose. Bridesmaids are different.

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Unlikely Bridesmaid Series. Original Photo by Evangeline Lane.

Unlikely Bridesmaid (A Series): Part Three – The “Fitting”

“I’m sorry, what the F did you just say? These are 6’s and 8’s, which are NOT my size but, in fact, sizes of my past that are now too small for me. Did The 21-year old Jackie make this appointment?” First time bridesmaid Jackie, the anti-girly girl, tries on bridesmaid dresses for the first time. This is her (hilarious) story of survival.

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